I'm a tell ya just like this...I'm drunk, I been drinkin, but I wasn't drivin'!

[WCBias]

http://www.break.com/index/funny_dui_test.html

So many great quotes in this clip, it's hard to believe it's not a comedy routine

 

[TTinCO]

Oh my

Good thing he wasn't in Denver. Run your mouth like that & you'll be visiting the hospital on your way to your jail cell.